Urban Dictionary definitions of Instagram

Every hipster's favourite way to make it look like they take really classy pictures when really they are still using their phones. Yeah, you might look really cute/old school/vintage/retro, but it's still a cell phone picture.

Photographer: Hey man, look at this picture I took with my Canon 5D Mark II camera and edited in Photoshop! 

Hipster: No way man, look at this picture that I took on my phone with Instagram! It's even better! 

Photographer: *FACEPALM*

Instagram: Pretentious, overused app that purchasing may cause feelings of hipster-ism, false sense of being artistic when taking mobile photos. When used with your mobile device, add grain, "vintage" filters, and corny Polaroid borders, with the upmost laziness. Hipster: Check my Instagram uploads to see multiple shitty pictures of my dog, and food with vintage filters. I consider myself to be a photographer and creative because I purchased an app that millions of other people use. Learn to manipulate photos on photoshop, lighting and ISO settings? Puh-lease. (Definitions available at: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Instagram)